Irregularities

~ remember when the average American home had an ample enough supply of paper bags from the stupidmarket for book covering at school time?
~ do you spray your cologne/perfume directly on your pulse points, or spray it into the air and walk into it?
~ and isn't the point of wearing cologne/perfume to get the opposite sex to come closer, so that they can use the excuse that they just want to find out what that intriguing scent is that you're wearing? HINT: too much totally kills that awesomely coy and sexy stealth tactic! DON'T WEAR SO MUCH, MALE OR FEMALE, PLEASE!
~ do you ever wish that you could be more chameleon- like, or are you already?