What's it all about, Alfie?

To follow are some pet peeves of mine, and if I am emplying the repeat-o-matic , my apologies. I forget that I have been at this blogging thang for 4 years now, and rarely do I re-read my old posts.
So.... in no particular order....

~ people who insist on YOU being the one who initiates the phone calls- very annoying. Oh, wow, you have one of those phones that can't call out? Bummer.....
~ people who leave coupons for various products near said products on the shelf. Guys, I realize that your intentions are good, and I mean no malice, but honestly? I throw them out. I don't need my yogurt/cheese/egg shelves littered with coupons.Do your fave dairy managerchick- type person a favor, and put them on/near the bulletin board in the lobby of the store. PLEASE.
~ waking up with an excruciating headache for no discernible (sp?) reason. No, I didn't get hammered last night, I didn't overeat or eat anything wacky..... 15 hours later, it is FINALLY going away.
~game playing. HATE IT, HATE IT, HATE IT. Please, don't waste my time or yours.
~ why my backhand totally SUCKS. I hit that ball wider than ... I dunno what(couldn't think of a witty analogy, sorry).
~ people who verbally do the equivalent of repetetively(?) tapping your shoulder. WHY?? Isn't life too short to expend energy on being a total dickhead?
~Olive Garden commercials. Ugghh, makes me so not want to go.
~ Cialis commercials. Separate bathtubs?? HUH??? What, is this
some kind of masochistic foreplay ('Hey, babe, don't you wish you could squeeze into this itty-bitty one size fits one tub with me and feel what you're missin'? Oh, you can't? Well here, let's just hold hands instead. Thank God I took my erectile meds today, huh?"
UUGGHH!!!!
There, that's it . Petty? Maybe, but I will add my usual caveat-oh, well.