Why you'll never see a fat hockey player

Have you ever watched hockey?? How could those guys be doughy and play that game? I was watching the game last night(yay, Pittsburgh!), and the way they tool around the ice , forwards, backwards, and then jump over the boards? Yeah, right, those guys have cores like raging furnaces. Too bad they have so much damn uniform on that you can't truly aprreciate all their hard work. ;)
~and today was far superior to yesterday